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Post by MAYUMI FAEY KIMURA on May 7, 2010 20:00:10 GMT
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Post by MAYUMI FAEY KIMURA on May 7, 2010 20:00:26 GMT
The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently “Terry The Chocolate Orange” is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired. #LFMF
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Post by IZURU EIKI KIRO on May 7, 2010 20:11:55 GMT
When asking if your new gf wants to come over to hang out, if she replies that she’s on her period, saying "That’s okay we can finger paint." sounds a lot less innocent out loud than in your head.
[lol ha ha this one is funny , pg 13 but funny}
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Post by ANTONIO MONTAGUE on May 8, 2010 0:40:56 GMT
Not every woman shopping in the Maternity section of your store is pregnant, some are just fat and REALLY don’t like being asked when their due date is.
#LFMF
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Post by IZURU EIKI KIRO on May 8, 2010 19:31:31 GMT
When your three year old daughter offers to get you water, remember about how tall she is, and the fact that she watches the cats drink out of the toilet. 20 years later, My Dad STILL doesn’t ask me to get drinks for him.
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